Little Green Frogs
little green frogs in the Okefenokee swamp were dying out, despite all efforts to save them.
Finally he realized the problem was a chemical change in the water.
The frogs were unable to couple long enough.
So he brewed up an adhesive, including one part sodium.
He later explained to the press.......
"They needed monosodium glue to mate!"
Yet another groaner :)