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Little Johnny And His Animal Biscuits

 

Little Johnny returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, little Johnny opened his box of animal biscuits and spread them all over the kitchen table.

"What are you doing" asked his mom?

"The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken", said the little Johnny. "I'm looking for the broken seal".

Quotes for Today:

I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.
 


I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
 


I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters (and keyboards).
Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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