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Little Johnny And The Local Priest

 

Little Johnny sitting at the table along with the local priest who has been invited in for tea.

Johnny says "can you pass me the f@#$ing salt Mum"?

Johnny's Dad pulls him into the kitchen, belt's him round the ear and says "you can't say that in front of a priest, go in and apologise".

Johnny goes back to the table and says "sorry for that Father, I didn't mean to make a c@^t of myself".

Quotes for Today:

It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.
 


It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  


It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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