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Little Johnny In The Maths Class

 

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left"?

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away".

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking".

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married"?

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone".

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking".

Quotes for Today:

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


Quitters never win, winners never quit.
 


Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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