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Little Johnny Knows About Flying Moths

 

The science teacher was discussing insects in his biology class and said "Moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anyone tell me why"?
Little Johnny and why moths fly with legs apart - because of the size of moth balls

All the students looked at each other in utter confusion...

except Little Johnny who piped up from the back of the class and said "Sir, have you ever seen the size of moth balls"?

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine, author 


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 


Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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