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Little Johnny Thinking Brick

 

The teacher was having a creative writing lesson in her English class. She put a brick on her desk and asked children to tell her what came into their mind when they saw the brick.

The first kid said, "I think about my dad. He is a construction worker".

Another said, "I think about our new house".

Then the teacher thought, "Why don't I ask Johnny? After all, what can he say about a brick that would be improper?" So she asked, "Johnny, what do you think about when you see this brick"?

Johnny said, "Naked chicks"!

The teacher was horrified, "But why, Johnny? Why? This is a brick"!

Johnny said, "But that's what I always think about"!

Quotes for Today:

Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 


You can't get there from here.
 


Your failure to plan ahead does not make it my emergency!
 

This can save your bacon
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