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Little Johnny Was In Class...

 

Little Johnny was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, "What is it, Johnny?"

Johnny said, "I've got to go shit, ma'am."

The teacher replied, "Johnny don't ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2."

Johnny says, "Yes, ma'am."

About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, "What is it now, Johnny?"

Johnny says, "My brother has to go shit, what's his number?"

Quotes for Today:

To be wronged is nothing unless you remember it.
Confucious (Kong Fu-Zi) 


To get Maximum Enjoyment from Life Take Big Bites. Moderation is for the Monks.
 


To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves...let us be above such transparent egotism
Will Durant 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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