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Superman

 

Clark, Lois, and Jimmy were striding down the streets of Metropolis one sunny afternoon. As they passed a construction site, Lois noticed a worker carrying a load of bricks up the ladder on his shoulder.

She stopped dead, looked hard at him; then turned to the others and said, "Someone should write a song: 'Bricking Up is Hod to Do'."

Jimmy Olsen stopped dead in his tracks, slapped his thigh, and let loose a series of guffaws that reverberated across the street. He suddenly paused mid-laugh and looked at Clark, who stood there, stoic as ever. "Gee, Mr. Kent, that was a real laugh. Don't you get it?"

"Sorry, Jimmy," replied Clark Kent. "I ignore those. Remember that puns are the Lois form of humor."


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Quotes for Today:

If you have never made a mistake, then you have never done anything of significance.
 


If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth
 


If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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