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Swap The Frogs

 

Switch the frogs to the opposite side within 2 minutes.
(this is a 2nd grade computer test in China)
(REINICIAR = RESET)
 
Here- I’ll give you a clue: with the steps to the dance
Start the fiddle:
Square dance caller start your chant:
Boys to the left side, Girls on the right.
Now bounce and hop to switch your sides
  • A bounce to the right, and a hop to the left"
  • A bounce to the left, and a hop to the right"
  • A hop to the right, and a bounce to the right"
  • A hop to the left; a hop to the left; a hop to the left; and a bounce to the right"
  • A hop to the right; a hop to the right; then a bounce to the left - not to the right"
  • A hop to the left, and a bounce to the right"
  • Girls to the left side, Boys on the right"

That’s how to do it so no one collides!

Square dance solution from: Laurie:

This can save your bacon
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