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Why Little Johnny Never Takes His Baby Sister Fishing

 

Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping. To pass the time he decided to go fishing and reluctantly took his little sister along.

"I'll never do that again", Little Johnny said to his mum, "I didn't catch a thing"!

His mum said "Oh, next time I'm sure your little sister will be quiet and not frighten the fish away".

Little Johnny said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the fxxxing bait".

Quotes for Today:

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
 


Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
 


Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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