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Life Philosophy: 11 Thought-provoking Quotations

 

The meaning of life is to give life meaning.

Find something you love to do and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

If someone seeks advice, give them direction, not correction.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

Therefore don't be anxious for tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself.

You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else make yours.

Even a fool knows you can't reach the stars, but that doesn't stop a wise man from trying.

When an affliction happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or you defeat it.

You can do what you want to do. You can be what you want to be.

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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