Little Johnny And His Grandma
His grandmother remarked, "doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery. Did you know God painted this just for you"?
Little Johnny said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed".
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand"?
"Well," said Little Johnny, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand"!