Little Johnny Ask His Teacher ’is That Sex’?
One little boy held up his hand and shyly said, "Teacher, I have a boy dog and he jumps over the fence and wrestles with this girl dog and she has puppies. Is this sex"?
The teacher replied, "Yes, that's sex".
A little girl raised her hand and asked, "Teacher, I have a girl cat and there's a boy cat that jumps on her out in the yard and they wrestle. Then she has kittens. Is that sex"?
The teacher said, "Yes, that's sex".
Little Johnny raises his hand and blurted, "Teacher, the other night I saw a movie where three guys wrestled with James Bond. Is that sex"?
The teacher shook her head and said, "No, that was not sex"!
Little Johnny replied, "Whew! I thought it would take more than three guys to screw James Bond"!