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Little Johnny Needs No Guidance Counselor

 

A teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny answered: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sarah?"


"I wanna be Little Johnny’s hooker."


Contributor: Irving P (HAH)

Quotes for Today:

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
 


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