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Snowhite And The Seven Dwarfs

 

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found There had been a cave-in and there was no sign of the dwarves.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "Hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me"?

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: "England will win the Ashes"?

"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive".






.....and have you heard the groaner about Snow White?




Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.

Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,

"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".

Quotes for Today:

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde 


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Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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